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    70 TARDIS Products – Doctor Who

    Published by Rude Retro on September 26, 2012 | Leave a response

    I noticed a few Doctor Who TARDIS products over on ThinkGeek and decided to take a closer look. I haven’t watched Doctor Who but from what I have seen it… Read more →

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Teabag this!

Teabag this!

Published by Rude Retro on December 20, 2012 | Leave a response

Really? Is there a market for this? First of all, I find it hard to imagine that there are a lot of people who want ball-sack shaped tea bags. And second, WTF? I think one of the things about teabags is that they are convenient. You know. Throw it in the cup. Throw it in the bin when you are… Read more →

Posted in Useless Crap | Tagged teabag, teabagging, THECHEEKY.COM
Buy the throne from Game of Thrones

Buy the throne from Game of Thrones

Published by Rude Retro on October 17, 2012 | Leave a response

So you are a fan of Game of Thrones and you would just love to get your hands ass on your iron throne. First up, get a life! Anyway, the guys over at ThinkGeek have found a way to make your dream come true. Kind of. The iron throne that they have for sale is neither made of iron nor… Read more →

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Shippo - Brain Controlled Tail

Shippo – Brain Controlled Tail

Published by Rude Retro on October 4, 2012 | 2 Responses

When I was younger I liked to chase tail but if my memory serves me correctly it was a little bit different from this. At least I don’t remember a brain controlled tail being a part of my life. Shippo is the Japanese word for tail. Am I the only one who thinks that this is ridiculous? No, of course… Read more →

Posted in Useless Crap | Tagged Bo-Shippo, Japan, Necomimi, Neurowear, Shippo
Star Wars Swimsuits and more...

Star Wars Swimsuits and more…

Published by Rude Retro on October 3, 2012 | Leave a response

I’m not really a Star Wars fans but I know there are many out there. I suspect that the vast majority of them are guys so I am not so sure how popular Star Wars’ swimsuits for girls will be. Regardless of what I think though, Black Milk have just released some Star Wars swimsuits. The Star Wars swimsuits do look good… Read more →

Posted in Wearables | Tagged Black Milk Clothing, Star Wars, swimwear
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G-Spirits: Hey Whiskey Tits!

Published by Rude Retro on October 2, 2012 | Leave a response

There is always someone coming up with ways to sell crap and this one didn’t actually surprise me all that much but I’m sure it’ll surprise a few people. So what are we looking at here? Apart from hot girls with alcoholic beverages on their tits? Well not much really. We are looking at a company adding value to a product by… Read more →

Posted in Food and Beverages | Tagged alcohol, G-Spirits, rum, vodka, whiskey
Fake Photoset in Real Life

Fake Photoset in Real Life

Published by Rude Retro on October 1, 2012 | Leave a response

This was very well done so I thought I’d share. I imagine it was created with something like Adobe After Effects. If I had more time and money I’d love to play around with stuff like that.

Posted in Cool Time Wasters | Tagged illusion, video
3D Desktop Printer - Soon there will be a 3D printer in every home

Form 1 3D Printer you can afford!

Published by Rude Retro on September 28, 2012 | Leave a response

The video above is from Form 1 3D Printer Kickstarter project that started about 2 days ago. They had a funding target of $100,000. Now, two days later, they have already received over $800,000. 3D printers are an amazing concept and something that we only dreamed about just a few years ago. While they are still in their infancy, I… Read more →

Posted in Cool Stuff | Tagged 3D printers, Form 1 3D printer, Kickstarter
$995 Charlie Brown Sweater (Cashmere)

$995 Charlie Brown Sweater (Cashmere)

Published by Rude Retro on September 27, 2012 | Leave a response

I came across this Charlie Brown sweater on Incredible Things. A sweater priced at $995 in itself may not have been enough for me to rant about but this is a Charlie Brown sweater. You know Charlie Brown, right? He played a supporting role to Snoopy in the Peanuts comic strip. For some reason, the minute I saw this sweater,… Read more →

Posted in Wearables | Tagged Charlie Brown, Michael Bastian, MR PORTER, Peanuts, Snoopy, sweater
Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats because they are like family

Unicorn Horn for Cats and People

Published by Rude Retro on September 25, 2012 | Leave a response

The mind boggles. Boggles. Did I say boggles? This cat looks pissed. Look at that face. You know what he’s thinking: get this fucking unicorn horn off me, you fucking moron. You paid for this? You stupid motherfucking asshole.  You want to get me something special? Get me some Friskies Classic Paté Ocean Whitefish & Tuna Dinner, not a fucking idiotic… Read more →

Posted in Useless Crap | Tagged inflatable, unicorn horn
I feel violated just looking at this

The Beer Buckle

Published by Rude Retro on September 24, 2012 | Leave a response

Despite making it look like someone has a prosthetic boner this beer belt buckle is an actual product. Look at it and tell me it doesn’t immediately remind you of an erect penis. Sure, the average dick isn’t shaped like a beer bottle and there’s no ball sack but for fuck sake. Really? The beer buckle’s not a bad belt… Read more →

Posted in Wearables | Tagged belt buckle, The Beer Buckle
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