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Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Unicorn Horn for Cats and People

Published by Rude Retro on September 25, 2012 | Leave a response

The mind boggles. Boggles. Did I say boggles? This cat looks pissed. Look at that face. You know what he’s thinking: get this fucking unicorn horn off me, you fucking moron. You paid for this? You stupid motherfucking asshole.  You want to get me something special? Get me some Friskies Classic Paté Ocean Whitefish & Tuna Dinner, not a fucking idiotic… Read more →

Posted in Useless Crap | Tagged inflatable, unicorn horn
Beer Buckle with Bikini

The Beer Buckle

Published by Rude Retro on September 24, 2012 | Leave a response

Despite making it look like someone has a prosthetic boner this beer belt buckle is an actual product. Look at it and tell me it doesn’t immediately remind you of an erect penis. Sure, the average dick isn’t shaped like a beer bottle and there’s no ball sack but for fuck sake. Really? The beer buckle’s not a bad belt… Read more →

Posted in Wearables | Tagged belt buckle, The Beer Buckle
Teletubbies Sexy Costumes

Fucking Teletubbies

Published by Rude Retro on September 14, 2012 | Leave a response

I know you have all thought about it but I may be the first one to come out and say it. I’d love to fuck the Teletubbies. Yes, you read that right, you don’t need to go back and read it. You can if you want, but it’ll still be the same. It’s still about fucking Teletubbies. And let’s clear… Read more →

Posted in Wearables | Tagged 80sTees, costume, Teletubbies
Smart Han Rice Dispenser

SmartHan: Sex Sells Rice Dispensers

Published by Rude Retro on September 12, 2012 | Leave a response

Yes, the SmartHan is some type of tool for eating rice on the go but this promotional image by Japanese toy-maker TAKARA TOMY could be seen as pretty lewd. Tell me this thing doesn’t look like some sort of sex toy. Tell me and I’ll say “fuck you it doesn’t”. There is a thick black tool for men and a… Read more →

Posted in Semi-Useful Gimmicks | Tagged advertising, eating, Japan, SmartHan, TAKARA TOMY, TAKARA TOMY A.R.T.S.
Joffrey Baratheon Target Poster

Joffrey Baratheon Target Poster

Published by Rude Retro on September 11, 2012 | Leave a response

I just started watching Game of Thrones recently. I’m not really into fantasy but I watched it because  I was looking for something to watch on the bus and something that my wife would probably not be interested in. I like it. I like the TV show and I don’t like the Joffrey Baratheon character. I assume most people who… Read more →

Posted in Useless Crap | Tagged 604Republic, Game of Thrones, poster
The Coolest Computer Mouse

The Coolest Computer Mouse

Published by Rude Retro on September 10, 2012 | 1 Response

I saw this mouse a while back on Engadget and was going to post about it and then for some reason I never got around to it. Anyway, here I am on Monday morning with nothing prepared for the Rude Retro blog so this is what you get. It’s not just a computer mouse though, it’s the coolest computer mouse…. Read more →

Posted in Cool Stuff | Tagged computer mouse, Level 10 M Gaming Mouse, Thermaltake
Custom Sand Imprint Flip Flops

Don’t Worry Be Happy Flip Flops

Published by Rude Retro on September 7, 2012 | 2 Responses

I’m not really sure how I came across these flip-flops but I thought they were pretty cool. Over at thefancy.com they call them Custom Sand Imprint Flip Flops. When I see the word custom used in online stores I expect them to be customizable. I mean really, when you think about it, everything is custom made. These flip flops are… Read more →

Posted in Wearables | Tagged Fancy, flip flops, footwear
Bad Lip Reading: Twilight

Bad Lip Reading: Twilight

Published by Rude Retro on September 6, 2012 | Leave a response

I haven’t seen the Twilight movies and not being a teenage girl, I haven’t read the novels either. I have seen this bad lip-reading of Edward and Bella though and I approve. Edward and Bella talk like real teenagers. It seems there is a whole YouTube channel for Bad Lip Reading. Link: Bad Lip Reading

Posted in Cool Time Wasters | Tagged Bad Lip Reading, Twilight, video
FLEUR CROSS BUCKLE

$1,875 Belt Buckle

Published by Rude Retro on September 5, 2012 | Leave a response

I probably could have just posted the headline $1,875 Belt Buckle and left it at that and I think most people would understand what I’m saying. Just to emphasize the point though, I am going to stick it in big letters just below here. $1,875 Belt Buckle I hope that it is clear that $1,875 is the price of the belt buckle…. Read more →

Posted in Wearables | Tagged belt buckle, Cowboy Cool
toyota-auris

Toyota Auris Commercial

Published by Rude Retro on September 4, 2012 | Leave a response

http://youtu.be/zVwJrAr7GkY If you haven’t seen the video yet, stop reading this text and watch it. I just saw this Toyota Auris commercial a few minutes ago and suspected what I was in for beforehand but my wife had no idea what was coming. Oh my goodness! – Mrs. Retro Years ago back in Australia I was at a nightclub with… Read more →

Posted in Cool Time Wasters | Tagged car, Stav Strashko, Toyota, video
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