The mind boggles. Boggles. Did I say boggles?
This cat looks pissed. Look at that face. You know what he’s thinking: get this fucking unicorn horn off me, you fucking moron. You paid for this? You stupid motherfucking asshole. You want to get me something special? Get me some Friskies Classic Paté Ocean Whitefish & Tuna Dinner, not a fucking idiotic unicorn horn for cats!
Again a product that serves no purpose other than perhaps coordinate with the Inflatable Unicorn Horn for
idiots people. Yep, there is one for people too.
Perhaps the unicorn horn for people was selling so well that the company that makes this future landfill object toiled for hours and hours on how to capitalize on this unique invention. And after the absinthe/LSD cocktail wore off this is what they came up with.
Your inner-unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times. What are you supposed to do? The next time you hear that mystical whinny, just take your vinyl Inflatable Unicorn Horn out of its tin, blow it up and put the elastic strap around your head. Suddenly you are a unicorn. – Product Description from the manufacturer
It makes me sad. But I am not the only disappointed person. Amazon.com user, pleasebereal, had the following to say:
NOT A REAL UNICORN HORN. WOULD NOT RECOMMEND.
They are inflatable. I think that word added to the fact that unicorns don’t exist were perhaps to subtle hints.
I encourage you not to spend $9.95 on the unicorn horn for cats or $8.02 on the inflatable unicorn horn for dickheads but if you must…