Some of you may know that I also run the Shirt List. So I come across a lot of cool t-shirts. I also see a lot of crap. I even post some crap on the Shirt List. By that I mean, I post tees that I think are crap. But you know, crapness is subjective. Take this Thor costume t-shirt for instance. I think it is ridiculous crap and there is no way that I would wear this in public. (Well, I would do it for a fee because I have little shame when it comes to money.)
It’s August. Halloween is just 2 months away so perhaps this is a Halloween costume. It is an adult t-shirt though. But OK, I know some adults still dress up for Halloween. I don’t know why, but they do.
Really though, when, outside of a costume party could you wear this t-shirt without being seen as a weirdo? I don’t think there is an occasion so you might as well go the whole hog and get yourself a hammer too. And I am not talking about some useful claw hammer from the the hardware store. No. What would a pathetic loser with a Thor costume t-shirt with a cape printed on the back do with a real hammer? (Rhetorical question.)
This Thor Costume shirt can make you look like the Norse god whenever you want to bring the thunder to any event.
Yeah, a Norse god. That’s what you will look like. Oh yeah and you’ll bring thunder…
Yes, there is a hammer too, you know, just in case, somehow, you wore the t-shirt and people weren’t avoiding you yet. For just $20 you can get a grip on this this hammer while losing your grip on reality. But remember, it’s just plastic. You can’t even use it as a mallet. On the plus side though, it won’t be pulling your nerdy arms out of your sockets while you are riding the subway dressed as a superhero. Just don’t bother trying to defend the universe with it.
On the other hand, if you do want to be some kind of vigilante with superhero delusions you could get the Deluxe Collectable Thor Hammer for just $75. This fucker weighs 3 lbs. I think you could do some damage with it’s polymer head. (Caution: you still need a little muscle to swing it and be careful not to let the pleather grip slip from your sweaty palms, nerdboy! ) You would still look like a total fucking idiot but at least people would be avoiding you out of fear rather than just because you’re a creepy man-child.
You can get all of this crap and more at 80sTees. Yes, they do have other superhero costumes. Yes, they have costumes for loser girls as well as boys.
Link: 80s Tees