What they fuck are they looking so smug about? Grown men in toddlers clothes. They’ve got that “I’ve just discovered how to purify piss and solve the impending water crisis” look on their face. Or is it the “I just did a poo-poo in my adult diapers and I don’t care” look. Yeah, I think that’s it.
I already talked about this shit a couple of days ago with the Spider-man slippers. I can understand watching superhero movies or even playing superhero video games. It is a form of escapism. But the superhero pajamas that no-one over the age of seven should be wearing? What are you trying to escape from with those? Relationships? If so, I think you are on the right track.
I mean what woman in her right mind would want to be with a man with a fetish for superhero pajamas. What’s next? Diapers, a soother and mommy telling you to go to bed because you have a been a naughty little boy? Fuck you weirdo!
And as it they weren’t bad enough already, they also added a cape for added authenticity and superheroness. These jammies will set you back $39.99.