The mind boggles. Boggles. Did I say boggles? This cat looks pissed. Look at that face. You know what he’s thinking: get this fucking unicorn horn off me, you fucking moron. You paid for this? You stupid motherfucking asshole. You want to get me something special? Get me some Friskies Classic Paté Ocean Whitefish & Tuna Dinner, not a fucking idiotic… Read more →
Despite making it look like someone has a prosthetic boner this beer belt buckle is an actual product. Look at it and tell me it doesn’t immediately remind you of an erect penis. Sure, the average dick isn’t shaped like a beer bottle and there’s no ball sack but for fuck sake. Really? The beer buckle’s not a bad belt… Read more →
I know you have all thought about it but I may be the first one to come out and say it. I’d love to fuck the Teletubbies. Yes, you read that right, you don’t need to go back and read it. You can if you want, but it’ll still be the same. It’s still about fucking Teletubbies. And let’s clear… Read more →
Yes, the SmartHan is some type of tool for eating rice on the go but this promotional image by Japanese toy-maker TAKARA TOMY could be seen as pretty lewd. Tell me this thing doesn’t look like some sort of sex toy. Tell me and I’ll say “fuck you it doesn’t”. There is a thick black tool for men and a… Read more →
I just started watching Game of Thrones recently. I’m not really into fantasy but I watched it because I was looking for something to watch on the bus and something that my wife would probably not be interested in. I like it. I like the TV show and I don’t like the Joffrey Baratheon character. I assume most people who… Read more →
I saw this mouse a while back on Engadget and was going to post about it and then for some reason I never got around to it. Anyway, here I am on Monday morning with nothing prepared for the Rude Retro blog so this is what you get. It’s not just a computer mouse though, it’s the coolest computer mouse…. Read more →
I’m not really sure how I came across these flip-flops but I thought they were pretty cool. Over at thefancy.com they call them Custom Sand Imprint Flip Flops. When I see the word custom used in online stores I expect them to be customizable. I mean really, when you think about it, everything is custom made. These flip flops are… Read more →
I haven’t seen the Twilight movies and not being a teenage girl, I haven’t read the novels either. I have seen this bad lip-reading of Edward and Bella though and I approve. Edward and Bella talk like real teenagers. It seems there is a whole YouTube channel for Bad Lip Reading. Link: Bad Lip Reading
I probably could have just posted the headline $1,875 Belt Buckle and left it at that and I think most people would understand what I’m saying. Just to emphasize the point though, I am going to stick it in big letters just below here. $1,875 Belt Buckle I hope that it is clear that $1,875 is the price of the belt buckle…. Read more →
http://youtu.be/zVwJrAr7GkY If you haven’t seen the video yet, stop reading this text and watch it. I just saw this Toyota Auris commercial a few minutes ago and suspected what I was in for beforehand but my wife had no idea what was coming. Oh my goodness! – Mrs. Retro Years ago back in Australia I was at a nightclub with… Read more →