I know what you are thinking. Well, at least I know what you should be thinking and that is “WTF!”. I mean WTF. What. The. Fuck. Who would possibly need these things? I don’t know.
A spork, I can understand. In fact, I think a spork is genius. It’s a spoon. It’s a fork. You have two utensils covered with one. Amazing really. My hats off to whoever thought of them.
Finger sporks on the other hand are not genius. They don’t seem convenient at all. I mean with a spoon, fork or spork, you can just pick it up to start using it and put it down to start using something else. These little pieces of plastic you have to slide them on and off your fingers. If you only have one hand available (or only have one hand) you’re fucked.
And look at that picture. They make it look so easy to balance all that food but think about it. Who prepares all their food the same size? Maybe Rain Man or Monk and they are fictional characters. Are we restricted to eating cherry tomatoes? And look at that picture again. Is that a four-course meal for rabbits on a diet? I mean, are we expected to believe that someone is going to eat a strawberry, broccoli, a cherry tomato and an olive at the same time?
Would I buy Finger Sporks?
No. Not even if they were all the came color. But the title says they motivated me? Yes, they motivated me to start this blog!
Would I use Finger Sporks?
No. They would go in a drawer or box somewhere until they were eventually thrown out.
Do you still want to buy Finger Sporks?
Buy Finger Sporks for $4.99 at ThinkGeek you sucker. If you do buy them or want to buy them please enlighten us as to why in the comments.