No, Rude Retro is not my real name. This is the internet and I am a fucking superhero so why would or should I reveal my true identity? There is no real reason but what the hell. I’m a rebel. My name is Alan Watchorn. I’m from Ireland and I currently live in Okinawa, Japan with my beautiful wife and daughters.
Not much info, I know but what do you want to know? Anyway you can learn more about me on the web in various places as I have a few websites on the internet including my sadly neglected personal website deadhippo.com and two active t-shirt websites: teereviewer.com and theshirtlist.com. Be sure to check them out!